Procrastination Is Like Masturbation; In The End Your Just Screwing Yourself
February 17th, 09'

  I stand accused of both, however, I won’t be talking about masturbation. I’m sure a lot of you out there are breathing a sigh of relief. Which I can totally dig. Who the hell wants to here about my masturbation rituals. (lol) Or do you?  Nah, I’m just giving ya’ll the business. Speaking of business, there is  matter that needs to be brought to the forefront and it’s  something I have been putting off for a few days. This topic has been discussed many times on uniquelyrourke, yet with the influx of new folks discovering Mickey and the recent rash of Guest Book entries/emails - it looks as though I’m going to have to got down the road again.

  After almost five years, it is still hard for me to fathom, the need - on occasion - to bring to light the BULLSHIT that continues to reek havoc on unsuspecting Rourke fans by a  despicable web site that uses the Rourke name to promote, the owner/associates in some sort of official capacity. The have conjured up - self-inflicted titles such, as Administrator, Editor, New Media Administrator. Director Administrator , Technical Administrator, Extension Page Administrator blah blah. Fer Sakes, after reading some of the shit that was sent to me by Rourke fans this past weekend - I’ve come to the conclusion that these morons - need to go out and by a fuckin’ DICKTIONARY.

  Here’s the deal - we’ve been getting Guest Book entries - referencing the Star Petition that has been circulating the internet. Not to mention, people are asking if Mickey is supporting this petition because  the context of the petition is written as though Mickey has a hand in it. It was such a drag that Heather and I, had to write these people back telling them that they were being DUPED by these unscrupulous wannabe’s.

 1) Mickey is not in any way involved with this website or the petition they have people signing. He does not acknowledge this website nor does he endorse or condone the petition. Also, Mickey didn’t request these people to form a STAR COMMITTEE . HE DOES NOT KNOW THEM!!

 2) uniquelyrourke is in NO FUCKIN’WAY - affiliated with these dinks. If they are in anyway insinuating we are - Heather and I, hope that folks who visit the site - will let us know.

 3) After informing the folks who did sign or were about to sign this petition - what the truth was Holy Shit!! Were they pissed. One person said. I should have known better!!

 4) If you have signed the petition - it means nothing. Mickey isn’t going to see it. Neither will the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce - they will not accept phone calls or petitions - when it comes to deciding - who will land a star on the Walk of Fame. Here’s another lie they have told people - it takes 5,000 signatures for Mickey to be selected. There is  ABSOLUTELY no truth to this. That’s not how it comes down!!

 Heather and I are still in awe over the fact that so many peeps sent this info to us, then had the nerve to ask - Is it true?? HELLO!!  As if we’d shit all over our own site and damage our reputation. What the fuck!!! We would never throw away 3 years of hard work, long hours and the cool folks who have believed in us every step of the way. Let’s hope these rumor whore’s get their heads out there ass’s long enough to breathe in some fresh air and replenish enough of the ole’ brain cells to process what I’m about to say : Wait til you read Heather’s write up on her experience chillin’ with Mickey and all the photo’s she took with the folks involved with the making of The Wrestler. Then call her and I liars. I DARE YOU... No! Wait!! I double dog-dare you!!! Now stick that up your ass and blow hard... haha!!

 Do yourselves a favor, read the GOODS  below. It’ll get you ready for, what I call Heather’s Rourke Odyssey, which will be posted in the next few days.

I Reckon The Best Place To Start Is At The Beginning

 Planning Heather’s trip to New Jersey was done rather quickly. Within a week she had booked the airline, hotel and car rental for Thursday March 13^th.  My chica didn’t fuck around, she was on a mission. Next up was getting in contact with Mickey.

It started with our friend Ricochet (she runs Michael Madsen’s Official Site). She contacted our mutual friend, Melissa Prophet, who happens to be Mickey’s long time friend and let her know that Heather was heading to Jersey. Melissa is a one of a kind woman, a total fuckin’ pistol and a hoot to boot.
Anywho, Melissa sent a message our way saying, I hear you 2 girls are going to New Jersey to see Mickey. Heather told Melissa I wasn’t makin’ the trip cuz I was still sick with the flu and I also had family obligations that couldn’t be changed in a moments notice. All I can say is - NEXT TIME!!! Here’s a lil’ FYI - Don’t try and pull a fast one on this lady. She’s been schmoozing and working the Hollywood game a long time. This chica has girl balls the size of Mickey’s fists and we all know that man has got some big mitts.

After all the back and forth messaging to us and the calls to Mickey, Melissa finally told Heather everything was set up. All she needed to do was tell Mickey’s bodyguard “you are Heather from uniquelyrourke and Mickey is expecting you.” Like I’ve said before  getting an audience with the Pope is waaaay easier than getting an audience with Mickey. Melissa gave Heather one last message “You are going to love that Irish man”!!
Where was I?? Oh Yeah..DUH!!! Heather and I couldn’t believe how quickly and smoothly things were going down. Ooh, I take that back. There was a lil’ matter that concerned Heather a bit : Finding her way outta Newark Airport. (lol) I tried calming her down by saying, fuck the airport, it’s  the traffic ya gotta worry about. I hate traveling the Jersey Turnpike. WTF!! Everyone is in such a hurry.. : )

There ya have it. A bit of the who and the what that went down on Heather’s Rourke Odyssey. LOL!!!

 Hold up. I’m not finished yet. There’s a lot of whacked out shit that has been floating round the Rourke sites. Let’s get started coz I’m getting tired of writing and typing. Let me get this shit over with ....Hehehehe!!!

 1) Were there Mickey Rourke t-shirts being sold at the ROH (Ring Of Honor) event?
When I asked Heather that question, she was like What the fuck! I only saw 1 table set up and there was nothing Rourke related on it. All she noticed was ROH  t-shirts, dvds, magazines and other shit related to ROH.  I then explained to Heather that what she saw made sense. If you know anything about wrestling, the wrestlers biggest money maker is their merchandise. It’s their bread and butter.

Sure, they do make money from the matches, but unless you’re a wrestler with a name like John Cena, Bastista, Triple H, Sting, Kurt Angle or Steve Austin, who happen to work for HUGE wrestling corporations like WWE or TNA, you aren’t making the same cash as the wrestlers I just rattled off. Normally, wrestler’s get paid in the ring, according to a percentage of how many peeps attend the matches. When your on the independent circuit your paydays aren’t that big. Shit, even the big names don’t like you fuckin’ with their merchandise. They too get quite a bit of moolah off of selling shit with their name on it. ROH is a small independent outfit on the wrestling circuit. I just can’t see Aronofsky or Rourke stipulating to ROH they need to set up some kind of vending to sell t-shirts of Mickey Rourke. Besides, when has Mickey Rourke ever sold a t-shirt of himself for a profit, with exception of maybe selling merchandise for the business venture’s he owned from back in the day. I don’t recall his face being on any of the products, only logo’s.

Another post that was sent to me was really FUCKED!! It was by the same Rourke message board owner, who claims she had a source on the set of The Wrestler. This alleged source was a person who was taking care of Mickey’s hair. She posted that (her source) stated that Mickey’s hair was a mess and that it was hard to work with. Rourke news must have been slow that day - HIS HAIR!!! HaHaHa… Now you see why I find this fucked and why, along with the queen, I call these women TUNA’S . Who give’s a flying fuck about his hair. So what!! You hate the extensions? Who the fuck do you think you are? You really do live in a fantasy world. I can’t even believe we gotta go there, but since the tuna’s can’t distinguish between Mickey the man and Mickey the actor, I guess we's got to do some rectifying...but before I do that I want to address this issue further. Ok, tuna’s, I know you are reading this so, let me ask you does publicly chastising Mickey get you off? You have run your rude mouths off about his clothes, the way he talks, the women he dates, blah blah, blah. It’s so easy for you tuna’s to point your finger at Mickey.  Pffft!! Hmm, tuna maybe I should comment on your hair?? For instance, is it a weave or did you stick your finger in an electrical socket? Oooh, I know. Maybe’s it’s a bad home perm gone awry. Hahaha! Yeah, I’m a bitch so what??? My philosophy is this, if you’re going to dish it out you better be able to take it. She should have kept her fuckin’ pie hole shut instead of trying in vain to be something that she is not.

You bet, Heather had something to say about the negative remarks the tuna’s made about Mickey’s appearance.

“His hair looked good, felt good and smelled good. Tell her ’I said to “fuck off’. She wasn’t up close and personal with Mickey. I hope the tuna is lying about the hair person’s negative comments about Rourke’s appearance, cuz if she is lying, which I think she is, tuna is endangering someone’s career. This person had to have worked very hard to get where she is at. I met the set hair stylists and they were all really nice and I can’t imagine something like that coming outta any of their mouths. After all this time, the tuna’s still don’t get the impact of who comes to our site. Tuna have you ever heard the word ‘Lawsuit’ - you better pray to God you got the proof, because on a movie set  the atmosphere is one of being united and a family. Besides when the movie comes out Mickey’s hair care persons name will be listed in the credits and everyone will know who she is, and people in the know don’t forget things like this so fast.”
I would also like to interject, that Heather didn’t just spend a couple of hours on the set each night. She had been texting & calling me the whole time. On the first night
(Friday), she was texting me until the wee early hours of the Saturday morning. Leatha’ didn’t get back to her hotel room until 4am. Yep. She woke me up. Hahahaha!!! Saturday was similar.